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June 14, 2007, 00:07 EST
In which we HOLY CRAP IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS WHAT THE FUCK
Posted by 3
I don't have to make excuses for myself. Fuck off.
Just kidding! I love you guys! Anyhow, here's something fun to look at:
WHOAAAA
This was from way back in 2004, given to me by some loser named Mike, when the first plan for Foreign Policy was still a go, for all we knew. Originally, it was to be a collaborative effort, in which everyone who contributed characters would also create a page a day, allowing for a neat visual clusterfuck as well as a unique storytelling method.
Unfortunately, the plan was flawed from the get-go, but that doesn't mean I can't insert little homages here and there.
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May 28, 2007, 01:46 EST
In which we return from a week long vacation
Posted by 3
Happy Memorial Day, bitches!
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May 18, 2007, 02:22 EST
In which we... what?
Posted by 3
You see, I've been exceptionally busy this past week.
Busy RAPIN'
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May 15, 2007, 01:08 EST
In which we post the comic one day late.
Posted by 3
I'm tired.
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May 10, 2007, 00:42 EST
In which we finally introduce the main characters
Posted by 3
Meet Alphonse Roland and Walter Kovacs. These two fellows run the entire nation of Pole-Land, which you will be introduced to shortly.
I really have nothing else to say here.
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May 7, 2007, 00:00 EST
In which we create dramatic tension by introducing an ominous fleet of warships
Posted by 3
Originally, there was going to be some kind of cheesy dialogue in here, but I decided to leave it as is, to increase the dramatic impact.
Of course, I could very well have gone with
Who are all these airships?
What are their powers?
and you get the drift. I'm tired.
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May 3, 2007, 00:00 EST
In which we introduce secondary characters before main characters
Posted by 3
Who are Viggs and Geece?
What are their powers?
What are they doing with Ash's mom?!
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April 30, 2007, 05:25 EST
In which we begin this sordid tale with a lesson from history
Posted by 3
So, sometime in the distant past, in the year of our Lord 2004, I and a group of fine young idiots decided to pool our collective brain cells and create the greatest website in the world. After we decided what it was to be called, we set about trying to determine what it would do.
After much deliberation, we decided we would do the logical thing; delight our sure-to-be thousands of readers with a rousing tale, told through pretty pictures and confusing words. Unfortunately, since collectively the group had the attention span of an inanimate object, we soon drifted off into our own little things, like school or not starving to death. Still hopeful, I strode blindly onward, carrying this torch by myself, and writing and re-writing the plot to our grandiose tale.
Because, in all honestly, the original idea sucked.
So, here we are, three years later, and not really better off. I am trying to wrestle this stupid php program into submission, and telling myself constantly that the Blaugh system works just as well. But, of course, there is no reliable archive system, and the main file gets really bloated in a short while, so I guess my only hope now is that my glorious and all-knowing server genius will see this sorry excuse for a comic template and save me. And also install a new forum and make me some tea.
In short, I hate you all. Comics will update on a Monday/Thursday schedule because I don't like predictable schedules and I also do not want to kill myself drawing comics. That would be a remarkably shitty way to die.
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